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“The fuck…not a fucking chance! HAHAHAHAHA. What a funny joke. You clown. Kiss my beautiful superior ass and get the hell off my stage! Lol just fuck off and die loser.” #BetaHate #TaylorSwiftistheLord
saggyslapsdojo: “Love the smell of trollin in the mornin” Oh and Vector Sigma is Robot Jesus Christ Saggitha loves a good joke after sipping tea mixed with a healthy portion of milk as much as the next pony. Zippy will figure it out when his mind
there’s a dick joke in here somewhere
Salvadora - Wet - Cartoon PinUp Sketch CommissionSpeaking like a true crime fighting WET :D It’s a commission for @miss-melee, writer of Salvadora comic. Check it out for more of this cute and sexy superhero.If you want a commission like this,
Synthia Sunshine - Banana Split - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Commission Be a gentleman, help a bunny out ;)Commission for @odie1049 of his OC Synthia Sunshine, a flexy bunny girl who will literally bring sunshine into your life He thought of the pose and
“Stay out of trouble”-Robocop
From Storyboard Artist Raven M. Molisee: Here’s an extended part of one of the scenes I did for “Joking Victim” with Steven and Sadie taking orders at the counter. Just a short extra character interaction that unfortunately got trimmed out for
joke ship name is ‘scalies’ but actually
Ways to feel really old…
i ran out of jokes so i recycled one STAY ECO FRIENDLY MOTHERFUCKER honk.
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ceasepool: bajsherre: laughbro: videohall: What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night I’m swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true This mostly happens in areas where a lot of students live. The
edwardspoonhands: moeranda: itseliberg33: can she just get an award or something I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash. So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.
theentirepopulationofsweden: bloodjob: bloodjob: I… I can’t believe this joke is real and came out of the party popper my sister just opened. Holding the actual joke in my hand again and still can’t believe it’s real. #a joke about trans
thebootydiaries: teluahc: thebootydiaries: noah fence but if the earth is round then explain the protractor in my esophagus?? lms if u agree Hold up… What the fuck is “Noah fence”? You joking, right? Am I missing some kind of joke out of all
mekakido: littlenobodys-corner:
grindbuster: tumblr only has 10 levels and when youve completed all of them you have to delete. they are: get 13 followers argue with a random person seen 1000 funny-ish jokes beaten to death in a matter of hours feel exhausted by the sight of capital
narcissistic-introvert: danieljlayton: chomokh: still the best thing to come out of Australia The last two are so beautiful I could just about cry. If i don’t reblog this assume i have died. rofl XD
…. Omg… hahahahaha, when I got to the punchline I laughed so loudly and abruptly that my roomy nearly jumped out of her skin. Gahaha.
laughingstation: loki-cat: hurpthederp: thenarator: joshunf: this guy would survive in movies girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves
ssj14goku: This is the new humor meta on this website all the weed and vape and nut jokes are all out of fashion now
What’s the point of enjoying something if you aren’t comfortable with separating yourself from what you like about it and critiquing the shit out of it?
I’m pretty sure I’m going to drop out of therapy. I would really like some advice about it. I can’t rationalize paying for it anymore and I just fell terrible thinking about my last session. But at the same time, I feel like the biggest
hatingbyproxy: if you plant a monument on a wheat tile, look out, you may start producing… yeast culture get the fuck out of here
eyebrowgod: ratgod: icantevensk8: ratgod: sneezing on ur period is the worst thing in the world.. what happens??????? when u sneeze you can feel blood shoot out of u
tyrongtyger: awwww-cute: Lost a บ bill last night and couldn’t find I for the life of me. Until little Ava came out of hiding, that is Khajiit has quick fingers.
I can’t quite figure out who the storyboarders on “Joking Victim” are from the preview, but the bit where Steven is pouring all that soda in his mouth reminded me of that picture of Steven eating the Gems by Aleth Romanillos so maybe
raveneesimo: Here’s an extended part of one of the scenes I did for “Joking Victim” with Steven and Sadie taking orders at the counter. Just a short extra character interaction that unfortunately got trimmed out for time. It was fun doing it anyway
I hope people are aware that that post about the peanut butter cookie cats is a joke. Because a lot of the people reblogging it don’t seem aware of it and I know folks never bother to actually click sources (which in this case is a gif of Amethyst as
gracekraft: The joke is that Pearl is a massive dork y’know, as soon as Pearl made that Lion joke in “Logdate 7 15 2″ I immediately remembered this old comic
yourscientistfriend: eren-jaeger-is-fucking-awesome: 4gifs: Zombie prank with amputee. [video] DEAR CHRIST Jokes aside that man can move fast
jenova-amaranth: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my
quietstealth: This Executive Suite crap is slowing the fuck out of my tumblr tab… I think that’s kind of the point, being as a parody to the Bonzi Buddy and the crap Paper Clip, but it’s really pissing me off now.We get the fucking joke, Tumblr,
I was tagged by chlorogirl to give up six facts about myself, and tag 😖 several others. *drum roll* 1) I have (or had, I’m out of practice) a fairly high tenor range voice 2) I casually roll my Rs when I’m talking 3) I recently met Colin Baker,
i can see noiz sending koujaku what would seem like a bad joke at but then turning it into a bad sext like. “knock knock.” “who’s there.” “eat me out.” and koujaku will probably either a, pop a boner, or b, beat the shit out of him
tomlintum: whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can Nice one!
mikasil: Dont watch The Interview. Dont watch American Sniper. Dont watch movies that create jokes out of the pain and suffering of a country. Dont watch movies that makes a hero out of a man who murdered men, women, and children and stated that he hated
something i wrote for Facebook. nothing fancy, but came out of my frustration of seeing the same politics and millennial jokes on my feed~*~I don’t normally post on Facebook that often. I write a lot in other mediums mostly. But I can’t not
noshadeintheshadowofthecross:since we’re out of jokes at the moment let’s just have silent reading time
rornannova: marinashutup: tandess: sometimes i remember out of nowhere that some old ass grown married dude cheated on his wife with kristen stewart and she had to issue a public apology and i am so angry i have to stop whatever i was doing to just
falulu: cherrybombsbbw: Please share this and stop the hate! I was looking for this boost the heck out of this
bolto: my fav thing about white girl jokes is if you just take the “white” out of it they turn into gross misogynistic unfunny jokes about how vapid women are. which is exactly what those jokes all are. surprise!!!
mariofartwii: someone help me get these moles out of my yard
lets-have-awkward-sex: mickjaggerstinytodger: *gets the urge to delete all my social network accounts, drop out of school and live in the woods* you can’t just thoreau your life away like that
lokislongluscioussantahat: coll-of-the-haunted: zelda-in-a-tutu: impmon: babyferaligator: babyferaligator: beginning of joke i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me Well, I guess you’re missing the I do have a remarkable
thegayswhocouldfly: so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me” thats it the dad
being borderline is so exhausting that is why i am always tired and it’s worse when you KNOW you’re borderline because then it’s like HEY LEMME ANALYZE THE FUCK OUT OF MY BEHAVIOR AM I AN AWFUL MANIPULATIVE SHREW??? but haha i can’t stop doing
Killing Joke - Walking with Gods . A killer song from one of the most amazing bands out there. They just came out with a new album too… i’ve got to go give that a listen <3
Killing Joke - Dawn of the Hive.I just found out KJ released an album in 2015 i was unaware of (!) And damn, it’s great so far
i think the lesson learned here is: dont joke abt bees or roses to me because even then the endless amount of old salt i have for them will rise and spill out of every pore on my body and the aftermath is no fun for anyone lol
When you cut a toxic “friend” out of your life and they tell you how much you’re going to miss them once you “come to your senses” and “realize you were wrong” HAHAHAHA
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